Watched “Harold and Maude” last night. I now resent the fact that I was born too late to fuck Bud Cort while he was still hot.
Taco Bell has a campaign to assure you their meat is at least 88% beef. A million stoners shrugged and said “Oh, ok.”
I love turning on “Namaste Yoga” on FitTV while eating chips. Yoga is so relaxing. Not that I’ve ever actually tried doing it.
The downside to being rich is you have to party with douchebags.
A few months ago, I joined an online support group for people with ADD. I forgot to go back.
I feel jealous of super skinny women until I find out they’re vegan. Then I feel pity.
Planning my trip to Chattanooga (aka Slack-Jawed Husband Search) and I’m not sure why I keep getting told to (cont) http://tl.gd/6iq42e
